Macam I purposely go look like that!

You know the feeling of looking at beautiful long legs and always wondering where does it lead to?

Yea, of course I know where it leads! Duh!

But its the feeling of unknown... the aura of mystery.

You know? You know?

When exposed, its not that interesting anymore.

Its like sexy lingerie. Men like seeing them on the lady, it covers her naughty bits.

When its taken off, there is nothing left to hide.

Finito. End of story. Game Over.

No more suspense in other words.

Now for my story.

I had my fair share of catching women exposing themselves unintentionally over the years.

Thats for wearing low cut and leaning forward. I can't help myself looking into your cavernous depths if you expose it in my face right?

According to what my Mother used to tell me, if I see too much of these kind of things, one day something will sure grow out of my eyes.

Over the years, I've figured that that was just a hoax to prevent her son from being a lecherous fella.

I guess she failed.

Anyway, there was one day when I was just doing my daily oogling while I stumbled across a girl wearing a super miniskirt. Ok, nice toned legs but something is amiss.




After much scrutinizing, I discovered what was wrong.

She has wrinkled thighs!

Ewww! What a turn off! Maybe with more cloth, she could cover up those wrinkles and yet show off her nice legs. Apparently, this act of if-you-have-it-flaunt-it just don't cut it lah...

Somemore, the miniskirt is those type that will surely get exposed if u make any wrong moves that type.

Oh yea, she made a wrong move alright. She tiptoed and leaned herself forward on the table don't know do what.

Just when my eyes was looking at her direction somemore.

And I saw what was under her skirt.

A pair of minishorts. Paired up with the wrinkled thighs and its...

Eewww!

I swear, I thought I was going blind there and then.

How many pairs of undergarments does she want to wear? And whats the point of buying a miniskirt if you intend to wear a pair of minishorts underneath? Sheesh!

I was telling this incident to my friends and they went silent for a good 10 seconds and gave me that kind of look.

Macam I purposely go look like that.

Ok lah, so I did purposely go look. But like I said, I cant help it! Its my nature! I'm the Lecherous Monk remember? Be thankful that I'm even confessing it to them!

And I was told that its not called wrinkled thighs.

It's called cellulite.

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PS: Come to think of it, what my mother said may come true. Assume one day I get caught oogling at some girl by their over zealous boyfriend, the only thing growing out of my eye will be an orr bak kart.