Monday, April 18, 2005

Ah Pek Jit Ki!

Singapore is going to have not one but two casinos! I can imagine how the Singapore patrons are going to react at the blackjack table already...

"Ah Pek, Ah Pek..."

"Huat Ah!"

"Chao C*** B**!"

For those who do not know, "Ah Pek" means old man. It literally means a picture card. I don't know why nobody calls the picture card "Ah Mm", the female equilvalent of the old man. "Huat" means to strike it rich and "Chao C*** B**" is a vulgar language. It erm... describes one area of the female anotomy. Hope that explains it all.

Just a side note. The local paper said that 35,000 jobs will be created. By the time the resort is built, I would have already graduated. If the casino is hiring, what positions will they have? Dealers? Floor Managers? Cashiers? Financial Managers? Working in a casino has always been like one of my dream jobs? It wasn't realistic back then because Singapore didn't had any casinos to start with. At least now, dreams and becoming reality.

Show me the money!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You called?

Me = Huat

2:46 PM, August 09, 2005  
Blogger thelecherousmonk said...

I called for an ah pek, you replied and I sweared. Corny...

2:47 PM, August 09, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually I didn't get it. -.-

2:47 PM, August 09, 2005  

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