Make me more man!

So I was just chatting with this friend of mine via MSN about our current part time job.


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Me says:
still manning the rides ah? so how many times the kids call u kor kor compared to uncle? LoL

He says:
most call me uncle. haha

Me says:
AHAHAHA. i told you so...

He says:
got a couple call me zeh zeh (jie jie) when they saw me from behind. just bcos i got long hair. fuck

Me says:
AHAHAHA! ur long hair not man enuff lah. go visit a salon ask them to do something abt it. make ur long hair look more manly

He says:
haha


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That haha sounded forced.

Is it really possible to make long hair look more manly?

Is there such a thing in the first place or not?