The underhand method
I apologise. This post is a week late.
I met up with my friends I've known for 15 years last week at Bugis for dinner.
Apart from dinner, we also explored the newly opened Icon, Trendyzone opposite Swenson. Heres my verdict. It was my first and last time going there. Slow lift, 6 floors, limited shops, expensive prices.
I give it 6 months before it becomes a ghost building.
Anyway, some of the things we talked about during and after dinner included the weather, politics, the Singapore casino opening, our current woes and joys, our future plans and my bacherlorhood status.
I can't run away from that can't I?
Anyway, regarding my bacherlorhood, they were telling me that since I can't find women the normal way, they were suggesting to me to try the underhand method.
Either find a young secondary school one or an old rich one.
Fuck care what other people say or think.
If I get a young one, everyone will be calling me a cradle snatcher or a paedophile in front of me but in their minds they will be thinking what a lucky bastard I am.
If I find an old one, everyone will be calling me a useless bum, living off other people or a 小白脸 but in their minds they will be thinking what a lucky bastard I am.
Either way I will be envied.
They were already telling me what to say if I was to go ahead with the underhand method.
"Jealous that her pussy very tight is it?" for the young one.
"Jealous that she buy for me an SLK to drive isit?" for the old one.
I no longer want to defend myself anymore and I started to play along. Its more fun that way. We talked about where to find lonely rich old women and the various methods of approach etc etc.
Full of crazy ideas I tell you. When people asked what I was doing, I just have to tell them that I'm a professional mechanic. Why mechanic? Go figure.
We talked so much cock until it came to a point where we had to snap each other back to reality.
Oh well, used to it liao. What's another joke at my expense?
I can't wait for CNY! The whole group will be gathering for the yearly gambling session! All our true colours will start to come out again!
Can I break the curse of me being the biggest loser everytime this year round?
I met up with my friends I've known for 15 years last week at Bugis for dinner.
Apart from dinner, we also explored the newly opened Icon, Trendyzone opposite Swenson. Heres my verdict. It was my first and last time going there. Slow lift, 6 floors, limited shops, expensive prices.
I give it 6 months before it becomes a ghost building.
Anyway, some of the things we talked about during and after dinner included the weather, politics, the Singapore casino opening, our current woes and joys, our future plans and my bacherlorhood status.
I can't run away from that can't I?
Anyway, regarding my bacherlorhood, they were telling me that since I can't find women the normal way, they were suggesting to me to try the underhand method.
Either find a young secondary school one or an old rich one.
Fuck care what other people say or think.
If I get a young one, everyone will be calling me a cradle snatcher or a paedophile in front of me but in their minds they will be thinking what a lucky bastard I am.
If I find an old one, everyone will be calling me a useless bum, living off other people or a 小白脸 but in their minds they will be thinking what a lucky bastard I am.
Either way I will be envied.
They were already telling me what to say if I was to go ahead with the underhand method.
"Jealous that her pussy very tight is it?" for the young one.
"Jealous that she buy for me an SLK to drive isit?" for the old one.
I no longer want to defend myself anymore and I started to play along. Its more fun that way. We talked about where to find lonely rich old women and the various methods of approach etc etc.
Full of crazy ideas I tell you. When people asked what I was doing, I just have to tell them that I'm a professional mechanic. Why mechanic? Go figure.
We talked so much cock until it came to a point where we had to snap each other back to reality.
Oh well, used to it liao. What's another joke at my expense?
I can't wait for CNY! The whole group will be gathering for the yearly gambling session! All our true colours will start to come out again!
Can I break the curse of me being the biggest loser everytime this year round?
5 Comments:
Haha. Good luck then.
Loser? Why is a girlfriendless guy a loser? If that's so, I'm a loser as well.
Erm, I meant the gambling, not about being single.
Because I've been losing the most money every year.
getting a gf is really THAT impt meh..
Its not important anymore. But all my goodwill friends don't think so.
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