Five Recent Observations

1. What are friends for?
   
   Are they really for making use of? Thats what I think my friend has been doing lately. Making use of me. He calls me up, asks me want to meet, I said ok, venue and time set. We meet up, go for dinner and he tells me that he wants to go home liao.
   
   Oh, so you made me prepare myself, get dressed up, get me out of the house, and you are leaving after meeting up for like an hour?
   
   I asked him why bother meeting up in the first place and he replies because he doesn't want to go home that early. And he wants to go home early because hes tired and don't want to go home late.
   
   What da fuck?!
   
   When you call me to meet up, you stay for at least a few hours! If you just wanted to meet me for dinner and leave, I would have rejected you straight in the face no questions asked!
   
   Don't waste my fucking time loh!
   
   My time can be spent doing something else productive.
   
   This kind of friends I don't need thank you very much. The next time you ask me out, I'll be wary.
   
   Its lucky that another friend also asked if I wanted to meet for dinner, and I asked him to join me and that jackass since they two kind of know each other.
   
   Friends I've known for 15 years are definetely more steady. At least after that jackass left, we were still able to window shop, play pool, play arcade and talk cock.
   
   
   
2. Sometimes, its better to just shut my mouth instead.
   
   Definetely better than trying to act smart and make a fool out of myself.
   
   
   
3. I still can't escape from being called a nice guy.
   
   Bah!
   
   
   
4. I don't mind giving up seats to the elderly on the bus.
   
   But what irks me is that in a crowded bus, I give up my seat, squeeze with the crowd, moved to the back, sit down at an empty seat to facilitate people from the back who wants to make an exit, get up again to facilitate this fat big sized lady to get off the bus (I used to just move my legs outwards last time but I do get up and make room nowadays), sat on the inside to allow people standing to sit down beside me, only to have them move their legs outwards when I want to get off the bus.
   
   Why don't you stand up, make room and let me get out?
   
   Bloody morons.
   
   You think you very thin isit?
   
   My only consolation was oogling at a damn chio Pei Cai Secondary School girl.
   
   She is HOT HOT HOT for a teenager!
   
   
   
5. No matter how pretty or good looking you are, your fart is just as smelly as everyone's else.