Random Rantings 2

I've got a few things to rant about. And since most of them are quite bo liao, and does not have much content, I shall just chuck all of it into one post!

1. Wendy Cheng aka XiaXue is on the next installment of blind dates on Class 95fm. Given her already famous repu on our sunny little island, I wonder which brave soul will step up and try his luck. And I wonder if she will blog about it anot. It will be an interesting read I guess.
   
   
2. The females on Friday had a mini conspiracy. Most of them wore pink to lecture. Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look, I see pink. It was a pink day indeed.
   
   
3. I'm starting to run out of ideas for my Uniquely Singapore and Singaporeans series. I guess my latest hobby restricts me on finding anything interesting to blog about.
   
   
4. SingTel Fold A Heart Charity Drive
   
   Excerpt: SingTel will donate $1 to the SingTel Touching Lives Fund for every folded red heart received through the post box and at the Lend A Heart @ Millenia Walk event.
   
   Read more about it here.
   
   I may be unholy, but I do help to spread the word on charity ok? Oh yah, I can fold an easier heart than the one Singtel is asking us to do. My years on practicing on bus tickets have proved to be useful. Lesser steps.
   
   I shall teach you readers one day.
   
   Promise.
   
   
5. A different NDP video of Reach Out For The Skies. This is fucking hilarious. From Clousywind's blog. Below are the links available off the internet. If you can't view it, try the another one.
   
   1) Video Clip Link 1
   2) Video Clip Link 2

You 3 incorrigible addicts!

Today was the most siao on day ever since I started going back to playing billards. Our kaki Luoqi can only play with me & Ralphael after 7.30pm (if we wanted) as he had something to attend to. Instead of postponing the session to another day, we agreed to wait for him to settle his stuff and meet at night. I seriously wonder what was going through my head when I agreed.

School ended at 1pm as usual. After lunch which ended slightly abt 2.30pm, (There was alot of cock to talk about, which usually revolves around the topic of sex) Ralphael suggested to me and Siva to crash at his place to play Winning Eleven 7 while waiting for Luoqi. Afterall, Ralphael's place is only a 5 minutes walk away from Parklane. Since I had nothing to do, why not?

"You three incorrigible addicts!" were Sandy's words when I told her about it.

She wanted to collect notes from me and ask me where will I be after school. I initially told her that I was going home but updated her when I told her I was going to Ralph's place and why.

Ralph's cousin (who coincidentally lives in the same block as him) paid him a visit and he showed me & Siva his card "magic". Boy, were we impressed. His "magic" is the type that I only get to see on television programs.

As for our primary purpose in going to Ralph's place, I did not join in in the Winning Eleven challenge. I had no idea how to play that game and it wouldn't be nice for my competitors to "put water" when they play against me. So how did I spend my time? Reading his comics collection of course. Ralph has a collection that can rival that of a comic shop. All in mint condition somemore. I took my time reading his Spiderman and X-men comics. Reliving my childhood man!

Today play number ball very suay man. Even though I was winning, I "drank ALOT of water" today, which was more than enough to cover the table. Better luck next time.



Jessica lent me the book 2 of the shopaholic series. Even another classmate was shocked when she discovered that a guy like me will be caught red handed reading THIS kinda book.

Nice to read mah! Who says girl books must only be limited to the eyes of girls?

Its so...

Sexist!

Lecherous Note: I discovered that "Nikki" is gracing the covers of this month's issue of Maxim Singapore! For your info, "Nikki" is the the poster girl for an ongoing Aids awareness campaign by AFA. (Action for Aids)

When I first discovered the Poster by AFA at a coffeshop, I was so tempted to come back at night to lau zei that poster. But since that coffeeshop was so far from my place, I did not do so. Now that she is on Maxim, I am so tempted to get myself a copy. But after some deep thought and consideration, why waste good money on a magazine just to look at women? Its content is not worth the money and I can easily find more content on the internet! So theres that.

If you still have no idea who I am talking about, here is the magazine cover which I lau zei-ed from the internet.



This picture especially makes my blood boil, increases my body temperature etc etc. You get the picture. The Lecherous Monk speaks.

Boring!

I've got nothing to write! And that is because I'm doing almost the same darn thing the whole weekend! Hustling people playing pool at the challenger table for two days straight! The result? Weekend entertainment + food expenses only comes up to $20.

Not to mention that I went to the same place today after school to play number ball with my classmates. And I think I'm going there tomorrow again!

As for school, I can foresee another another boring week. This foreign lecturer is reading from the slides, explains things which my classmate claims is not important, and he walks like Humpty Dumpty.

May tommorrow be an interesting day...

J-Lo’s butt was so distinctive, big and firm!

My my, it's been 3 days since I last posted. Apart from the boring lecture, it was a busy week for me. There is always plans everyday after school except today... Without further to do, here is a summary for the past few days...

Morning: school

Afternoon: out with classmates

Night: out with my other friends

By the time I reached home, it is almost midnight. Too tired to think, let alone blog. But I have a good memory! And I remembered what I did for the last few days! Here are some of the more happenings.

1. I was too lazy to get out of bed to go to school. I wanted to skip the lecture altogether. But my mother was up early and started nagging about being late for school. Despite my protest, (I told her the lecturer was boring, I studied the module during poly, the lecture was a waste of time etc etc) my mother still wanted me to go. I stubbornly stayed in bed and the next thing I knew, she pulled my goatee to get me out of bed. *Owww*
   
   
2. Luoqi was hooked on number ball and jio-ed me and Ralph to play again. This time, we kept track of time and we didn't want to enter the billard saloon in the day and exit it by night. We even had an accountant to help us keep track of our winnings/losses. Thanks Sandy!
   
   
3. It says love knows no boundaries and gives people strength. How true, Luoqi was super on form after we all talked about a particular someone. Huh huh.
   
   
4. Discovered that one of my classmates extended her hair. Which got me pondering, her hair is long enough what, why still make hair extension? And she permed/curled the extension somemore. Although she said it was cheap, why waste good money? My classmates commented that it was nice. I was commenting on why and I never got an answer. Maybe Miss Black High Heels can help me out on this one?
   
   
5. Was so bored about this week’s lecture that I borrowed a novel from one of my classmates. Her boyfriend claims that it’s a very pussy book. Yep, its very pussy alright, but its very interesting read. I started on the first 2 chapters of the book on my way home and I’m hooked! I’m already halfway through it already. Wanna know what book I borrowed?
   
   

As for why I had no plans today after school, it was because it was soccer day for my classmates today. Since I hate and don’t play that game, I didn’t join them and went home to watch my rented VCDs instead. In “Shall We Dance”, J-Lo’s butt was so distinctive, big and firm! But the show overall was very good lah. I won’t mind watching it again.

I wonder what’s in store for me this weekend…

What a change!

My mind was mentally prepared for the worst today. I was expecting another lecturer from hell from Aussie Land and what a rude shock I received when I stepped into the lecture theatre.

If the lecturer from hell was from hell (duh!), this lecturer is from heaven.

If the lecturer from hell was the north pole, this lecturer is from the south.

If the lecturer from hell was harsh and demanding, this lecturer is damn slack and relax.

If... you get the picture.

This lecturer voice is monotonous, calm, and BORING to say the least. I never stepped inside the lecture after he gave the break. Yes, I stayed outside the lecture talking cock with my classmates until the whole lecture ended. If my memory is not failing, we talked about clubbing and the current clubbing crowd. We also revived some good old times of talking about Marcus and his drunken escapade at New Asia Bar, and me during the chalet. For you guys info, I wasn't drunk! I was just sleepy due to the amount of alcohol in my system! If I was drunk, I would be a...













Bah, nevermind.

Back to topic, as I was saying, if this lecturer is going to be like that for the rest of the week, no amount of Red Bull or Coffee can stop me from dozing off. Might as well don't go to school. We'll see.

Played number ball after school today. So much fun! I think I'm addicted. Must resist!

Must not keep playing... Must not keep playing... Must keep playing...

Update:

My apologies to you readers when I said that I'll update you guys which event I went to yesterday but I did not. When I came home yesterday, WWE Vengenge was on TV and I forgotted about the update completely. But if you guys really wanted to know, I went to... *drumrolls*

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The Straits Times 160 Years Anniversary Car Hunt Draw held at East Coast. The road to East Coast was jammed all the way from 8am. Raining somemore! Since my whole family went, we managed to take turns driving while each of us pays a visit to the loo. To the other drivers who are solo and have a heavy bladder amidst the slow and heavy traffic...

TOO BAD!!!

If you peepz read the newspaper, some lucky 34 year old from Hougang won the car, among 6000 other hopefuls.

Oh well, better luck next time.

Eventful Saturday

A day with so many different events taking place and I only have time for one.

1. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince book is officially launched today. All major bookstores in Singapore launched the book at 7.01am.
   
2. The Straits Times 160 years anniversary car hunt. For your info, if you have been trying to solve the damn riddle, the answer is "WHEN THE SUN RISES FROM THE SEA, FROM SEVEN TO ELEVEN, RONALD EYES A PERFECT GAME"
   
3. Bloggers.SG 2005

Guess which event I went? Answers tomorrow.

My friend from Kahlua

Part 1

This 1st part of the post builds on the previous post about the lecturer from hell. Don't know what I'm talking about? Do a search on the archives.

Apparently, this lecturer has a good memory. He is able to recognise faces, what coloured clothes are you wearing yesterday, what brand of clothes etc etc. He is also able to tell who knows their stuff. My classmate Imran has became a popular target for him since Tuesday. Hes asking for trouble wearing a bright yellow t-shirt with big red words Kahlua on the front. Ever since that day, the lecturer has been calling him "my friend from Kahlua" to answer questions or to emphasise a point. Poor Imran. Sitting next to him, I felt his pain.

And Imran isn't the only target. The lecturer has many friends as well. There is the friend

• from Adidas,
• from St George,
• from Smooth,
• from Saber Cats,
• from All Blacks New Zealand,
• from Timberland,
• wearing the jean jacket,
• sitting behind at the back.

His answer-my-question-or-be-marked-by-me attitude surely got everyone shaken up. Among my close classmates of 8 people, 5 people bailed out and never came back since.

1. Elizabeth, absent since Tuesday.
2. Sandy, absent since Wednesday.
3. Sherlyn, absent since Wednesday.
4. Ralphael, came to school on Wednesday, but did not attend the lecture. Absent today.
5. Siva, came to school on Wednesday & today, but did not attend the lecture.

Among my close knit classmates, the only brave souls were me and Imran, the people from All Blacks and Kahlua. I wonder how much more of his lecturing will I be able to take if this goes on for the rest of the semester. Thankfully, today was his last lecture with us and he has to be back at Melbourne next week. A new module will be taught next week and hopefully, a less stressful lecturer will be lecturing.

Part 2

A friend of mine whom I havent seen lately asked me out for dinner and a chillin session with a few others at 5pm Toa Payoh today. Since I finished school and lunch by about 2.45pm, I was contemplating whether to go home or to head straight to Toa Payoh from school. If I go home, I will reach home about 4pm, if I go Toa Payoh, I will reach there about 3.30pm. I decided to go to Toa Payoh since my friend opend a shop there and I can keep him company while waiting.

3.45pm, an sms from him

Him: Make it at 615. wil tk mi sum time to get hm

Me: Why must go hm? Come Straight lah.

Him: In uniform la

Me: Bah.

Him: Bah bah black sheep la

Ok, since I am already at Toa Payoh at my friend's shop, I can wait another additional 1 hour 15 min. No biggie!

6.02pm, another sms from him

Him: Hey, tink i got to cancel.. is ken going? damn tired.. tink i need to rest at hm todae

Me: No news from the rest. I'm all alone.

Him: Hmm.. i juz reach hm onli.. damn shag.. tml ok? pai seh man..

Me: Best loh, put my aeroplane.

Him: Wah like i wan to.. got hq ma

Author's note: hq is the initials for my friend who open a shop in Toa Payoh.

Me: He meeting his gf after tat leh.

Him: I really damn tired la.. pai seh

Kena put aeroplane by the organiser himself. Ah, fuck it. I told hq about the matter and went to took the bus home. If I have known, I should have just went home first and come to Toa Payoh late! A waste of my time sial! The bus home was fucking slow and crowded and I had to stand the entire journey home somemore! Hmmph!

I'm writing this the moment I reached home. I'm tired, hungry and pek chek.

Dinner time.

The Lecturer From Hell

Already some of my classmates were afraid of him and decided not to come to school/have doubts entering the lecture theatre already. And its only his Second lesson today! Heng he is only a guest overseas' lecturer for only week. I wonder what will happen if he is teaching us for the entire module. *Shudders*

Is he that scary?

Oh yea. When you are in there, it feels like your facing a one man firing squad. You wear bright coloured clothes, kena aim. You sit behind, kena aim. You sit there quietly listening, kena aim. Everyone will get a chance he says. You cannot ask help from your friends because he/she will get the next 5 questions. You don't know, he will get back to you. If you want to be popular and be known in the whole lecture, this is the place to be.

Don't go his lecture lah.

Cannot. You don't go, you won't know what is going on because notes too brief. You need to be there to grasp what the notes is even trying to say. And he said that if you don't go, you will most definitely fail.

So, if you go, you better know your stuff. My classmate didn't come for lecture on Monday and she faced the firing squad already. "He giving me hell lot of pressure!" she says. From the looks of it, this module is really difficult, because it is a requisite from our last semester's module. Last minute really won't help much.

I think I'm gonna wear something less conspicuous tomorrow. Hopefully, that will help me, to some extent.

What a night out!

I missed the babe watching. Yesterday at Music Underground, my attention was not only divided among the babes and music, but also to the rest of the clubbers as well. Guys included.

No, I'm not turning gay but the unique individuals I saw in the club just made me want to bloc about it the minute I woke up. Moreover, its been such a long time since I last went clubbing that the people who I observed in the club just makes me think that I'm not getting any younger. God forbid. Years ago I was only 18 and now, I feel like I'm halfway (or less) to becoming an old-geezer.

For starters, I see people who can dance on the stage non-stop as long as the music of their favourite genre keeps coming. From the looks of it, I can tell that they are young lads. It reminds me of the time when I was legally 18, and I was dancing non-stop as well. Where did they get the energy from I wonder?

And then we have the fashion boo-hoos. I saw someone wearing 3 sets of clothing: 2 t-shirts and a shirt to go clubbing and another guy which I think just turn legal (from the looks of it) wearing a shirt and tie! I don't know about them but don't you find hot to be wearing that that? From all the dancing, I hope they won't kena dehydration. As for the guy with the tie, who is he trying to impress? If you are an attention seeker, You sure gave yourself full marks by moving furiously to the music like a monkey.

You should be in a circus instead. Sign up for Moscow Circus.

And another one was a plumb lady who has no sense of shame. Dancing moves include grooving and bending your knees until 90 degrees spread eagle. Wearing a skirt somemore. Cannot make it lah! Go check yourself in a mirror before doing this kind of moves will ya? If you are one hot chick doing that, ok lah, the guys will love it. But with your fat thighs and all, seeing you do this from afar was such a turn off. I'm sure many guys turn away with their back facing her whenever she does that.

I also saw 2 guys doing the cha cha/tango/line dancing thingy on stage! Kaoz. *Bang head* If you must, there is a public cha cha/tango/line dancing thing going on at Toa Payoh HDB Hub. You join them lah. Why make a fool out of yourselves at a club? Wrong moves, wrong location.

A scene from the movie Hitched was also replayed in front of my eyes. A group of guys were all trying to get the attention of one girl. She must be that hot but alas, it was too dark for me to even catch a glimpse of her face. Hot blooded males letting their other head do the thinking. Haha. It really reminds me when I was 18 when I was daring and all and would attempt to pick up any girl who caught my fancy. That of course, is another different story.

The best part of the night has got to be the lady at the DJ console. Apparently, shies in charge of the lightings in the club. All my male kakis were all oogling at her, I wonder what was all the hype about and at closer inspection, she looks so o familiar! Looks just like my classmate in school only with shorter hair. The sweater that she was wearing also very similar to the one my classmate wears in lectures. I'm gonna tell her about it tomorrow in school that she has a twin sister!

My friend who is a regular there, likes to dance on the stage platform. And she keeps dragging me up! Apparently, she says that I dance like her boyfriend and wants to see "him" in action since he is away overseas for work training. Sheesh. I feel used. Why cannot see me dancing in the corner meh? Die die must drag me up. I hate being in the limelight now compared to when I was younger and was more of an attention seeker. Now I'm happy just being among the shadows...

And that it on how I spent my weekend. I'm off to play billard with my friends at Parklane.

*Gasp!*

I'm late!

3 days in a row!

I didn't know it is so difficult to watch a movie with my classmates. I've always thought that since school ends early, my classmates will have nothing to do and will be receptive to the idea but no...

Apparently, some of them are really busy/lazy people! It can be summarised into 3 catergories.

1. One of them just like to slack,
2. another always got a friend to meet (I wonder is it really a friend or more than friend),
3. one or more will always be sleepy and wants to go home to sleep. (I found out that they don't sleep when they do reach home. They watch vcds instead)

I shall not include names to protect their identity. If you know who I'm talking about... just keep it to yourself ok?

What about the 3 days in a row? Me and my classmate Raphael were thinking of watching movies since Monday and it has been postponed for 3 days already. How to take it? Seriously, at this rate, I don't have much hope left. I may just resign myself to fate and rent the vcds instead.

But at least today didn't go to waste. After lunch, 3 of us sat down and talked about a range of interesting topics like the people who go clubbing, who are the clubbing sluts, when did we start lighting up our first cigarette stick, tatoos, gossips and our parents.

Pretty enjoyable I must say. At least there is some meaning in going to school. I wonder why some of them just can't seem to get their lazy arse outta bed and drag themselves to the only morning lecture. Hmmm.

Next topic, understanding women, which I will leave for another day when I've gathered enough first hand information to write about...

Stay tuned!

Back to school!

The first day of school, and everyone's face has a tired look on it. I guess it must be due to the many late nights during the 2 months holiday. The body clock not used to waking up early yet ay. Haha. Everyone is still the same, apart from new hairstyles, new image, new lecture hall and new seating arrangements this semester round.

As me and my classmates didn't meet up during the holidays, we had alot of things to catch up with. We revealed what we did during the holidays and surprise surprise, it seems that my group is a bunch of slackers. Only a few in my group were working part time. The rest? Like me loh. Bumming.

What I like going to school is that there is always something interesting to talk about, and today's topic of the day over lunch was abt pregnancy. Interesting no? Don't ask me how this whole thing started. The topic flow just went that direction. First we were talking about Zoe Tay and her increased cup size due to giving birth. Next, the girls were talking about their family members and friends who gave birth and had after birth scars, being overweight and all the other defects etc. And there are complaining that being female they have to go through all that shit, and saying how lucky we guys were. *Shrugs* Pardon me, I can't really remember every single detail to produce the entire conversation. Abit brain dead. Tired man!

I'm off to bed. Until then, I wonder what interesting things and conversations will take place tomorrow...

I'm outdated... am I?

I just discovered that Friendster has changed its whole outlook. I didn't even know that until my email said that someone has sent me a testimonial. I wonder how long since I logged in into friendster. It seems like ages after I have shifted my blog from there to here. When they changed it huh?

Anyway, the new outlook looks more sleek. But why are there trying so hard I wonder? Hmmm.

Ultimate Games Challenge 2005 Day 1

Saw the drummers at their top form today. A spectacular sight. I even stopped what I was playing halfway just to watch them. Wooo. A sight to behold! You have to see it for yourself lah. Tomorrow last day already, and then school starts. Bah!

I'm mentally and physically tired from all the stress today, so I shall stop here. Goodnight! Have to wake up early tommorow again...

Haiz...

Random Rantings

The power of broadband is amazing. Now everything seems so fast! And that is a reason why this blog havent been updated lately. I myself wonder when will the next update be. School is starting this coming Monday and I won't be spending much time on the internet this weekend.

Why? Because I'm taking part in The Ultimate games Challenge 2005! 2 days at Downtown East. 2 days of pure competition! All the professionals of the games being held will be there. So exciting! After that, its school school school. Bah! Until the next time!